Discovery of the day: Salad!
I figured it out! The way to get me to start eating salads again is to have a houseguest make them. I had two salads this weekend, which may well be more than I had the entire month of February. It was a little embarrassing -- one of the bags of romaine hearts in my fridge had a 'sell by date' of Feb 1st. It was mercifully discarded, unopened. The other, dated Feb, 28th, still had some life left in it and proved to be quite tasty.
Our guest is here for the rest of the week, so maybe I'll get a few more salads in me. After that perhaps I'll be ready to take responsibility for my own greenery.